marți, 21 februarie 2012

Valentine's Day SMS

Valentine's Day SMS




No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentines Day.


My eyes are blind without your eyes to see, Like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart.


U r unique
U r caring and
U r the Best.And I am d luckiest to have U in my life!
Happy Valentine's Day my sweet heart!


Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart.
Happy Valentines Day my love.


If I could die early I would ask God if I could be your guardian angel, so I could wrap my wings around you and embrace you whenever you feel alone.


Let's share the world
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me.


Sometimes we make love with our eyes.
Sometimes we make love with our hands.
Sometimes we make love with our bodies.
Always we make love with our hearts.

miercuri, 1 februarie 2012

SMS Merry Christmas Wishes

SMS Merry Christmas Wishes

A star has 5 ends,
a squre has 4 ends,
a triangle has 3 ends,
a line has 2 ends ,
a life has 1 end,
but our friendship has no end.


without love life waste,
without story movie waste,
without my sms ur cell waste,and
without ur smile my sms waste!
so smile please.

FUNNY SMS - FUNNY TEXT MESSAGES

FUNNY SMS - FUNNY TEXT MESSAGES 

New SMS related to Funny SMS and Funny SMS text SMS messages. Latest free Funny SMS, Funny SMS messages, and Funny jokes.

If u r stressed, you'll get pimples..
if u cry,u'll get wrinkles..
So, y don't u smile & get dimples?


God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
and…
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!


Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!


Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,
I don't worry I don't cry,
I'm just happy that cows can't fly!


Father: How did you fail the final exam?
Son: Under water
Aather: What do you mean?
Son :All below 'C' level


Son - I want a baby brother .
Mom - your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it .
Son - why don't u give him a surprise?


Government of Australia has
introduced a new rule
Good looking people should be
thrown out of country!!!
U r safe..
oh! No where should I Hide you???




Anniversary SMS - Anniversary Text Messages

Anniversary SMS - Anniversary Text Messages


New Anniversary sms and anniversary text messages. You will find here some popular searches includes anniversary sms, marriage anniversary sms, happy anniversary sms, wedding anniversary sms, anniversary poems, anniversary ideas, anniversary quotes, short cute anniversary poems, free anniversary poems.


Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!


Long after our anniversary
And this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary Lover!


I LOVE U are words just three, which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. so this is what i want to say, live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!


Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal, the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.


No one can know what the outcome
Of spending years together will be.
Being happy together is a gift,
And enduring love is the key.
So here's to a favored couple;
Everything has worked right for you.
May your future bring more of the same,
And your love remain strong and true.


Twenty-five years, and still you are in love!
What river does not deepen as it flows?
Each day your love increases as it goes,
Nourishing the lands through which it moves.
The love that lasts is deeper far than passion.
Years pass and it abides beneath the light.
Few know the secrets of its dark delight,
Intent on all the toys that are in fashion.
Vivid lusts yield pleasures that soon cease.
Each year of love yields happiness and peace.

miercuri, 4 ianuarie 2012

Jokes SMS

Jokes SMS

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!

Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!

HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket,the smell is unbearable!!!

Best SMS Jokes

Best SMS Jokes

Husband ne at 1st night opened the Ghunghat gave
Rs. 500 munh dikhayi. Wife ne kaha Tum mere Husband ho is liye leleti hoon
warna mai 2000 se kam nahi leti Baqar(0321-2373397)

Whose mother had the most painful delivery
Guess ?
Still Thinking.....
Ans: Sunny Deol
Why?
Becoz he himself said "Main nikla gadi lay kay"saria gill


Funny Messages

Funny Messages

I Made No Resolutions For The New Year.
The Habit of Making Plans,
Criticizing, Sanctioning
And Molding My Life
Is Too Much of
A Daily Event For Me



SHOPPING Is Always More Fun
When
You're Spending Someone Else's Money
Instead Of Your Own